Thursday, October 16, 2008

Help Wanted

So how does one break into the wine industry? Work at a wine store? Move to Napa? Read back issues of Wine Spectator? Open your own wine bar? Take classes? Watch Bottleshock and Sideways? Drinks lots of wine and take notes? Start a wine blog? Listen to Gary V? Network with wine industry folk via Twitter? Wait tables at an upscale restaurant? Bribe a winery to hire you in exchange for fudge? Eat your weight in crab meat to get on Letterman and arm wrestle him for a chance to name a new varietal after your favorite Battlestar Galactica character? For Halloween, dress up like "Grape Ape" from the Saturday morning cartoons and loiter at your favorite wine shop? HUH? WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW?

When you do, leave a comment or send me some fudge.